The retarded slimeballs on the Park Ridge boro council have declared it unlawful to feed wildlife on private property. That bird feeder in your yard will get you up to a $1000 fine and/or up to 90 days imprisonment!!! How’s that for fascism?
GET INVOLVED, Park Ridge residents. It is the Park Ridge boro council that is the true vermin in Park Ridge, NJ. You have an infestation of freedom-grabbing government rats which must be rebuked and removed.
Civil disobedience is a MUST in this case. If approached by anyone at your home about feeding wildlife, SAY NOTHING. Tell whoever it is that they are trespassing, and order them off your property. You don’t have to say a thing. Tell them to get the fuck out!!
And when you’re out in public in Park Ridge, consider bringing a little extra snack for the local wildlife. Chipmunks are cute, throw them some berries or nuts. You’ll make a new friend. Sit around in a park and spill some of your lunch on the ground for the local wildlife. Can’t be as bad as the cigarette butts you loser smokers toss out your car windows!! Fuck you too, by the way.
In short, fuck that freedom-grabbing fascist vermin in local government. Go out to Park Ridge today to feed some wildlife. What are they gonna do about it? Just say, hey Park Ridge boro council, go fuck yourself!!!