Category Archives: Park Ridge

Local businesses are committing suicide

Tried to hit up Harmon’s and K-Mart for the first time in a few weeks the other morning around 9am. Weekday, at 9am, BOTH stores should be open for business.

Employees were inside both stores, but the stores weren’t open!! Harmon opens at 10am and K-Mart at 11am!! On a weekday. Wtf? Employees getting paid to sit around in a closed, empty store, with pocket cash ready to spend. They probably taking stimulus money to pay their employees while the store remains closed at normal business hours. Ponderous.

Worse yet, many stores just shut down completely 7 weeks ago!! Try to get Chinese takeout in the Pascack Valley. You got that one shit place in Emerson that looks like it might have reopened recently. Crap parking right there, not sure about the food. If you’re jonesin, hit up Chen’s Yummy House in Dumont. They rock, and they’re open!!

So yeah, all you morons who closed down your businesses, wtf are you thinking? Get back to fucking work you assholes. The fucking flu is nothing new. Don’t you remember all the other scam flus the fake news pulled on you? Oy, you idiots need to do some research. You real dumb. You keep following the fake news narrative.

In short, the fake news flu bullshit is over. It’s over. Take the fag rag masks off your dumb faces, and get back to fucking work. Or don’t. It’s your choice to live in fear. Don’t let the mainstream media make the choice for you. The flu is a part of life. Act like you remember that fact.

Oh, and that pocket money got spent at the big box store who offered bulk supplies, at a better price, with free shipping, all ordered as easy as pie. You shoulda kept your stores open, local businesses. You’re basically proving yourselves to be nonessential. So long. It was nice while it lasted.

UPDATE 5/21: as the COVID19 hoax winds down, looks like New Jade and Peking House in Hillsdale are open for take-out.

Fascist rats grab freedom in Park Ridge, NJ.

The retarded slimeballs on the Park Ridge boro council have declared it unlawful to feed wildlife on private property. That bird feeder in your yard will get you up to a $1000 fine and/or up to 90 days imprisonment!!! How’s that for fascism?

GET INVOLVED, Park Ridge residents. It is the Park Ridge boro council that is the true vermin in Park Ridge, NJ. You have an infestation of freedom-grabbing government rats which must be rebuked and removed.

Civil disobedience is a MUST in this case. If approached by anyone at your home about feeding wildlife, SAY NOTHING. Tell whoever it is that they are trespassing, and order them off your property. You don’t have to say a thing. Tell them to get the fuck out!!

And when you’re out in public in Park Ridge, consider bringing a little extra snack for the local wildlife. Chipmunks are cute, throw them some berries or nuts. You’ll make a new friend. Sit around in a park and spill some of your lunch on the ground for the local wildlife. Can’t be as bad as the cigarette butts you loser smokers toss out your car windows!! Fuck you too, by the way.

In short, fuck that freedom-grabbing fascist vermin in local government. Go out to Park Ridge today to feed some wildlife. What are they gonna do about it? Just say, hey Park Ridge boro council, go fuck yourself!!!